Musa: Taking guard duty seriously

When it comes to guard duty, our dog takes his role very seriously—if by “seriously” we mean lounging with the utmost professionalism. His patrol route? The couch, the kitchen, and the occasional nap spot by the window. With one eye half-open and the other firmly shut, he remains ever-vigilant for the slightest threat—like the mail carrier, who he believes might be a top-secret agent, or the neighbor’s cat, which he’s convinced is plotting an invasion. His barking skills are exceptional… at 2 a.m., in response to the mysterious sound of wind rustling through the trees. But let’s be honest, his idea of a security system is more about “intruder detection via snack time” than actual protection. If anyone dares to encroach on his territory, they’ll be met with a powerful, tail-wagging defense and a series of suspiciously gentle nuzzles.